‘Trump Was Merely Sharing The Gospel
With That Porn Star,’ Explains Jim Bakker
جناب جیم بیکر:"ترامپ فقط داشت درسهای از زندگی عیسی مسیح را به فاحشه فیلمهای سکسی یاد میداد"- به جون مادرم !!قسم
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Let me get this blunt for the Enlightened PEACE WARRIORS, televangelist Jim Bakker: "You're saying Donald J. Trump, while married to Melania Trump, hired and invited porn star "Stormy Daniels" into his hotel room ALONE to evangelize her the Gospel of Jesus Christ???Was this during foreplay or after the main event when they cuddled with the bible? So the CTV in Russia with a prostitute in a hotel room and him urinating on her (maybe his fetish), which the so called Russian have in possession and Isareli Prime minister using as blackmail, was just Donald baptizing her, right?"
Michelle Jennifer Del Rosario Santos
January 19, 2018
BLUE EYE, MO—Squashing accusations that President Trump had a sexual encounter with porn star “Stormy Daniels” while he was married to Melania, televangelist Jim Bakker explained to his audience Friday that he had confirmed that Trump was merely scheduling private time with the woman in a hotel suite in order to share with her the good news of Jesus Christ, as he had become acquainted with her and was very concerned that she was not a Christian.
“It is preposterous to assert that a virtuous believer like Mr. Trump would cheat on his beautiful wife so callously, and while their child was only months old,” a solemn Bakker said into the camera as colorful balloons provided a backdrop for some reason. “He was so concerned with the eternal state of Miss Daniels’ soul that he scheduled some alone time with just the two of them, so he could share with her how Jesus Christ had changed his life and how He could also save her from her sins.”
Nearly choking up with tears, Bakker went on to explain how much he loves and looks up to Trump as a model saint.
“Our president even arranged through his attorney to give this woman $130,000 in an attempt to help rescue her from the destructive adult film industry and get her life back on track. What a man of God!”
The televangelist ended his broadcast by wagering that there were probably “many, many more” sex-industry workers like Daniels who could tell a similarly inspiring story about President Trump.
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